Bad Girls S2E02 : Shit Happens

Shit Happens 天有不測風雲

這一集有三個故事線，Yvonne與Denny一開始若有似無的吸引，原來是類同母女情感的相互取暖．在過程中介紹Josh及Lauren二位新角色出場．Shell一邊繼續她的搔擾電話，一邊對Jim Fener虛與委蛇．但就像玩10點半撲克，最終以爆點收場，Jim發現她的詭計，二人竟互扯對方，一起落下同歸於盡的深淵(真是這樣就好了)．可憐的Nikki無端被掃到颱風尾，差點就被遷獄．還好危機就是轉機，一場危機變成Nikki-Helen的感情催化劑，我們盼到了真正兩情相悅的初吻；但是轉機馬上變成轉折，換成Helen離開拉寇，留下當時瞠目結舌的英國觀眾．

這一集是Nikki-Helen關係最曲折起伏的一集．Nikki好不容易盼到Helen歷經毀婚後能回來工作，雖然上一集倆人有點口角，但Nikki就是刀子嘴豆腐心，還是希望能看見Helen．




一開場，Nikki試圖對Helen表示善意，但是Helen一付避之惟恐不及，沒好氣地臉一沉，身一側，像另一個軌道的星球，完全不交錯地擦身而過．

Jim Fenner認定搔擾電話是Nikki搞鬼，決定到Nikki囚室把「東西」搜出來．編劇玩的把戲是讓Jim Fenner從頭到尾不說出他在找行動電話，所以Helen無法從Nikki口中知道為什麼Jim Fenner要找碴，亦使得Nikki倍覺誤解，只好用惡言來宣洩怒意．　
Jim: Come on, hand it over! 快點，交出來！
Nikki: Just what is your problem Mr. Fenner?　你到底是麼問題，費拿先生？
Jim: Listen doll. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Where is it? 聽著，女娃兒．我們可以來軟的，也可以來硬的．東西在那？
Nikki: I suppose an explanation is out of the question is it?　我想你應先解釋是什麼吧？
Jim: Right if that's the way you want it. UP!　Just tell us where it is love!　好吧，如果妳就是要來硬的．起來！招出來東西在那？

Nikki: Where WHAT is? 什麼東西？
Jim: Oh come on Wade; don't make it hard on yourself.　別裝了，姓魏的，別把事情弄得更糟．
Nikki: I'm warning you Fenner.....Don't even think about it! 我警告你，費拿(Jim瞄著Nikki的書)....想都別想．
Jim: So that's where it is! 原來在那裡！
Nikki: WHAT??　什麼？
Jim: Amongst all this crap that you read! Thrown it out the window have we? 在妳讀的那些爛書裡．把它丟到窗外吧？
Nikki: You are a total bastard.　你真是混蛋．
Dominic: Hey, hold on Nikki.　嘿，理智點，尼琪．(Dominic這時才趕到)
Nikki: Don't you touch me! You're as bad as he is! 不要碰我！(Nikki反射性打了Dominic一巴掌，場面大亂)你跟他一樣可惡．
Jim: ASSISTANCE. Call cell.　來支援．囚室呼叫．

Nikki: GET OFF ME. GET OF ME. 放開我，放開我．(一堆獄官來制服Nikki，這大概是第三次了)
Dominic: Nikki! 尼琪!
Nikki: I haven't done anything. 我什麼都沒做．
Jim: Right, take her down the block. NOW! 對，把她抓下去．快!


Jim Fenner想趁Nikki單獨囚禁之便，再度要脅．
Dominic: Face it Nikki, you gave us no choice. 看清楚，尼琪，是妳讓我們別無選擇．
Nikki: Bastards 混蛋
Jim: Some people never learn. You better go and report this Dominic. Tell Miss Stewart that Wade is in serious trouble, and why. 有些人就是學不會．你最好趕快去通報，多明尼克．告訴司徒女士，魏惹了大麻煩，及發生原因．

等Dominic離開，Jim馬上再靠過來："I could still let you off the block. Just tell me where it is. 我還是能讓妳脫身．只要告訴我東西在那裡．"
Nikki: It's in your dreams Fenner, that's where it is.　在你的白日夢裡費拿，就在那裡．

Dominic來面告Helen，但他的資訊對釐清案情沒有太大幫助．
Helen: A tip off? From whom? 有人通風報信？誰？
Dominic: Well it was Jim who knew, but he wouldn't say.　只有吉姆知道，但他不肯說．
Helen: Nikki Wade taking drugs? 尼琪魏藏匿毒品？
Dominic: Well I thought it was a bit out of character. But then she got all defensive and ....and she hit me.　我知道不像她的為人．但她一直反擊....還打了我．
Helen: But you didn't find anything. 但是你們沒有搜出毒品？
Dominic: No. 沒有．
Helen: Alright Dominic, thank you. I'll look into this straight away.　好吧，多明尼克，謝謝．我會馬上來了解．

Helen來找Jim Fenner問清楚．
Helen: I gather you had a problem with Nikki Wade. 我猜你對尼琪魏有偏見．
Jim: I think that's putting it mildly. 沒有那麼簡單．
Helen: You searched her cell without another officer present 沒有其他獄官在場，你便搜了她的囚室．
Jim: She was up to something, I had to move quick!　她正想動手腳，我得立刻行動．
Helen: Really?　真的嗎？
Jim: Listen just trust me will you?　妳信任我，好嗎？

Helen: I don't think I like this unorthodox approach of yours Jim. 我不喜歡你這種體制外的作法，吉姆．
Jim: Well I know you have a special interest in Nikki Wade. I'll call you every time I have dealings with her in the future shall I?　我知道妳對尼琪魏別有興趣．我以後只要是處理她的事情，一定會通知妳，好嗎？
Helen: Did you find anything?　你有搜出什麼？
Jim: No, not this time. Look, I know I'm not on her Christmas card list but she took a swing at Dominic. I'd say she had something to hide, wouldn't you?　不，這次沒有．我知道她不喜歡我，不過她對多明尼克揮了一拳．我認為她應該是藏了東西，不是嗎？
Helen: OK. I just want to make the most informed decision that I can.　好吧．我只是要證據充實再下決定．
Jim: I've seen prisoners shipped out for less. 我見識過，比這情節輕微的犯人被轉獄．　
Helen: Let me be the judge of what happens, alright?　這由我來作裁定，好嗎？

Helen最後才來找Nikki問話，可惜不是交叉對質，而是預設立場．
Helen: OK Nikki, this is it. I have given you every chance to make things better for yourself here. 好了，尼琪，到此為止．我已盡全力改善妳在這裡的情況．
Nikki: Lucky they're still alive.　真幸運她們還活著．
Helen: Oh that's really intelligent talk.　真是耍嘴皮子．
Nikki: Do you honestly think I've got drugs in my cell? 妳真的認為我在囚室裡藏毒品？

Helen: If an officer suspects you have...如果任何一個獄官懷疑妳有...
Nikki: Don't give me that Fenners bent as they come, and you know it. 別聽信費拿的一派胡言，妳應該曉得的．
Helen: I will not have allegations of that kind made against my staff. You're already on the block for a week. You'll lose your enhanced over this, don't make things any worse for yourself. 我不允許對我的同仁作這種人身攻擊．妳已被隔離監禁一個星期．喪失昇等廂的禮遇，別再把事情弄得更糟．(到現在Helen還在保護Jim Fenner的職業貞操？）
Nikki: The bastard was chucking my books around.　那王八蛋把我的書亂丟．

Helen: You only have those books because of me, any more of this crap and I will take them away. 因為我，妳才能擁有這些書．妳再胡鬧，我就全部拿走．(Helen這種態度只適合對犯人，不適合對情人)
Nikki: What?　什麼？
Helen: You heard.　妳明知故問．

Nikki: You're only behaving like this because you can't handle it. So why don't you give in Miss and stick your tongue down my throat.　妳這樣做是因為妳不敢面對現實．別再硬撐了，乾脆來和我大吻特吻吧！
(我第一次按照字面中譯「伸出吞頭來舔我的頸子」，有熱心的人建議換個方式來譯．總而言之，字意看起來都很挑逗！但是Nikki用惡狠的語氣來說，絕對是氣話．但回頭一想，這不就是虐戀味？)
Helen: You just don't get it do you Nikki?　妳就是聽不懂，尼琪？

另一方面，獄中來了一位水電工Josh．Denny或許是嫌棄了空中包裹，順著Yvonne的要求，請Josh人工夾帶內衣進來．這傢伙從50元抬價到100元，不敢相信他後來從事獄官沒惹出像Jim Fenner一樣的亂子．



Josh便在獄外與Yvonne的女兒Lauren拿貨拿錢．Lauren在外面挺忙的，還要代送生日禮金給Denny的母親，讓她可以有錢來探訪Denny．Yvonne還在探訪前幫Denny化妝，讓她用愉悅的心情來見母親．Denny像是滿懷夢想的小女生，告訴媽媽把錢存起來，將來租一間公寓，等出獄後一起生活.....什麼叫做Shit Happens？就是以上這些夢想，十之八九都落空．

Karen來看Nikki.
Karen: Well....??　怎麼樣？
Nikki: Is that an injection?.....or an enquiry after my health?　那是注射針嗎？.....還是我的健康檢查報告？
Karen: Don't get smart with me Nikki. 別跟我耍聰明，尼琪．
Nikki: Who are you anyway? It's Helen Stewart I wanna see.　妳是那根蔥？我只見海倫司徒．
Karen: Is it now? Well I better warn you, I'm not the kind of officer who runs errands for prisoners.　是嗎？我要警告妳，我不是那種會對犯人略施小惠的獄官．
Nikki: Well as long as you piss off when I ask you to, quite frankly I couldn't give a toss.　只要我叫妳滾開，妳就滾開，老實說，我才懶得理妳．
Karen: I can't work out whether you want trouble or whether you're just stupid. But either way, you're in for it.　搞不懂妳是想惹麻煩，還是真的很笨．不管如何，妳就是找碴．
Nikki: oh golly! 天呀！

Helen: Everything alright? 還好嗎？
Karen: Prisoner's been demanding to see you. In language of an insulting nature. I'm putting her on report.　犯人執意要見妳．她用語言侮辱．我會記在報告上．(說完便離開，留下Helen與Nikki）
Helen: So no improvement in your behaviour. Is that a no?　沒什麼改進．對吧？
Nikki: It's a piss off like I just gave that other tart. You gonna put me on report as well?　我只是叫那個小騷貨滾開．妳也要把我記在報告裡嗎？

Helen: Why are you being like this? Can't you see what you are doing to me? 妳為何這樣？妳看不出來妳對我的影響?
Nikki: And what about what you're doing to me? 那妳對我呢？
Helen: Don't make this any harder for me.　別讓我更不好過．
Nikki: Yeah, must be hard. Getting angry with someone you snogged.　是啊，應該是很不好過，得對妳吻過的人發飆．(這句話有點過火，那次是Nikki吻她，不是Helen主動)
Helen: Oh please Nikki, be serious.　拜託，尼琪，正經點．

Nikki: I wanna make love to you all night long. Is that serious enough? I know I knock Fenner, at least when he fancies a con he has the courage to give her one. 我要整晚和妳作愛．這樣正經嗎？我不喜歡費拿，但至少他喜歡一個犯人，敢採取行動．
(這是另一句虐戀．光是想作，便是這種憤慨的語氣，等到真正要付諸行動，其實是挺嚇人的，在Helen的門外狂捶．)

Nikki倔強至極，Helen別無選擇，只好將她轉走．臨上車前，Nikki想要知道被遷往的地方，Helen只是沈默不語．




＜Bad Girls＞表示想念的方式，是撫摸對方的照片．其實Nikki先前與Trish分手時，也同樣是撫摸對方的照片．仔細看檔案的紀錄，可看到Nikki是在1997年6月5日入獄．如果她真要服刑10年，2007年夏天才會出獄．

話說Shell的騷擾電話玩過火，把她和Jim Fenner的偷情活動透過行動電話進行實況轉播．他太太Marilyn氣得衝來興師問罪，不但把他掃地出門，還把他一巴掌打得站不穩，真是大快人心！



Jim Fenner迷惑地帶著家當走回室內，不解為什麼太太反應激烈．此時遇到Helen揭開謎底：
Helen: I've just been to see Simon. I suppose you should be the first to know. 我剛見了賽門．我想你應該早就知道了．
Jim: What's that then?　什麼事？
Helen: Shipped out Nikki Wade this morning.　今早轉走了尼琪魏．
Jim: This morning?　今早?
Helen: Before lunch. Happy now?　中午之前．滿意了嗎？

Jim Fenner急著Shell討論他太太發現姦情之事．剛開始以為是Nikki隔空偷錄，或是暗藏機關．沒多久，他便發現Shell藏在腋下的行動電話．他狠打一頓，Shell受傷流血撲倒在地．Jim馬上離開囚室，出門時遇見Karen，他輕描淡寫說Shell是麻煩貨，要Karen進去看她．

Karen一看大事不好，可是Shell第一時間竟說是自已跌倒，以後再翻供時，便賠掉自己的可信度．同一時間Jim把手機塞在剩菜堆中消滅證物．

Karen把抽噎的Shelll帶到Helen面前．
Helen: Shell, you better not be making this up. 雪兒，妳最好實話實說．
Shell: It's true miss. He thought... 　是真的，長官，他以為...
Helen: He thought what? 他以為什麼？
Shell: He thought I was ringing his wife, someone's told her I was having an affair with him.　他以為我打給他太太，有人告訴她我和他有婚外情．
Helen: And were you?　妳有嗎？
Shell: Yes miss, He's been forcing me to.　是的，是他逼迫我．
Helen: How long has this been going on?　發生多久了?
Shell: He's been doing it for years. He said if I told anyone he'd kill me. He done the same to Rachel Hicks. 好幾年了．他說如果我告訴別人，就要殺了我．他對瑞秋亦是如法炮製．
Helen: He had sex with Rachel? 他與瑞秋有性行為？
Shell: At first he thought it was Nikki Wade ringing her, that's why he gave her cell a spin. He wound her up so she did something stupid, get herself shipped out. And then her realised it couldn't have been Nikki, so he turned on me.　起初他以為是尼琪魏打給他老婆，這就是為何他去搜她的囚室．他刺激她去做了傻事，才能把她遷走．後來他知道不可能是尼琪，才過來找我．(Nikki的清白竟然是靠她的死對頭才洗刷)

Helen: And why would he do that?　他為什麼要這樣做？
Shell: He found a mobile phone in my cell. I know I done wrong miss, but I was only ringin my mates, I never phoned his wife. Honest. Be pretty stupid of me wouldn't it?　他在我房間找到行動電話．我知道我錯了，長官，我只有打給朋友，沒有打給他老婆．我很笨，對吧？
Helen: Is there anything else you want to tell me?　妳還有什麼話要說？
Shell: No miss, that's it.　沒有了，就這樣．
Helen: You better go get some treatment, Miss Betts will take you to medical.　妳最好接受治療，貝小姐會帶妳去醫護室．

等到Karen和Shell一離開，Helen馬上打電話給運囚車，請他們轉回Nikki．可以想見Helen的權限有多大．

Helen接著立刻向Simon報告，但是Jim Fenner很快便跟著出現．Jim Fenner每次手腳都很快速，讓第一季常遲到的Helen沒有時間優勢．
Simon: I expect you know what this is about Jim. 你該知道是怎麼回事，吉姆．
Jim: Shell Dockley by any chance?　是不是雪兒杜？
Simon: This is a very serious allegation she has made against you.她對你的指控非常嚴重．
Jim: That she's made against me? Huh, I might have known.　她指控我？哼，我早該料到．
Simon: She says you assaulted her.　她說你對她施暴．
Jim: She tries to kill me and I get accused of assault.　她想殺我，我卻得到施暴的罪名．
Simon: Perhaps you'd like to give us your version of events?　或許你給我們你的說詞．
Jim: Well I was walking past her cell and I heard her talking. I pop my head in and caught her with a mobile phone. I tried to take it off her and she just went berserk. Well I managed to hold her down, but she started banging her head on the floor. Obviously she was going to do herself serious injury so I got out. Karen Betts was outside so I told her to go in and help. 我經過她的囚室聽到她說話．我伸頭一看，見她手持行動電話．我試圖取走，她便氣得發狂．我想將她制服，但她開始用頭撞擊地板．顯然她想自殘，所以我便離開．凱倫在門口，我就告訴進去幫忙．
Helen: Where's the mobile now?　手機在那裡？
Jim: Well she's still got it.　她還拿著．
Simon: Dockley says you took it.　杜說你拿去了．
Jim: Well obviously she's got rid of it then.　顯然她把它丟了．
Helen: That was two hours ago, why didn't you report it?　這發生在二個小時之前，你為何沒通報？
Jim: That's exactly what I have done. It's all there. Chapter and verse.　我就在做這事．都寫在這裡，還分章節．
Helen: Jim, has your wife been receiving anonymous phone calls lately?　吉姆，你太太最近接過不明人士的電話嗎？
Jim: Not that I know of, why?　就我所知沒有，為何問起？
Helen: Well Dockley said you told her she had.　杜說你告訴她有此事．
Jim: What kind of calls?　什麼樣的電話？
Helen: Accusing you and Dockley of having an affair.　說你和杜有染．
Jim: What?　什麼？
Helen: She says it's true.　她說是真的．
Jim: Well she's a liar.　她說謊．
Helen: She says you forced her.　她說你逼迫她．

Jim: Do you think I'd risk my career and my marriage for that? She is deranged.　妳認為我會為此放棄前途和婚姻？她瘋了．(這個理由聽起來很熟悉)
Helen: You know that there'll be a police enquiry into this assault.　你知道將會有警方介入調查傷害案件．
Jim: Good, I'm pleased to hear it.　很好，我很高興會進行調查．
Helen: They'll want to speak to Mrs Fenner.　他們會詢問費拿太太．
Jim: Fine, I'll let her know. Right, unless there's anything else?　很好，我會告訴她．好了，還有別的事嗎？
Simon: No I think that will be all for now Jim.　沒了，我想就這樣了．

Helen: EXCUSE ME SIR, these are extremely serious allegations. Until they are proved or otherwise Mr Fenner's position here is untenable. I recommend he be suspended on full pay, pending an enquiry. 對不起長官，這可是很嚴重的指控．在查證完成之前，費拿先生須停職．我建議在調查期間暫停全薪．
Simon: I think that's a little extreme don't you?　我認為這太嚴厲了，不是嗎？
Helen: I'd say, it was standard procedure myself　我認為這是標準程序．
Simon: Unfounded allegations of dubious providence. 這是還沒有明證的指控．
Helen: Look, either he goes or I go! If you don't care what goes on in this prison I'll take it up with Area management.　聽著，不是他走，就是我走！如果你不在乎這個監獄發生的事，我就上報上層主管．(太棒了，Helen終於向Simon強力反擊)

Nikki一下車發現她回到原地，沒有人告訴她為什麼，以為被開了一場大玩笑．在她離開的這段期間，Helen正在進行她最大的賭注．




Helen: Thanks for backing me up.　謝謝你的支持．
Simon: You left me no choice, did you?　妳讓我別無選擇，不是嗎？
Helen: But you do agree that we did the right thing?　但你贊同我們是正確的吧？
Simon: I'm not sure I do, no.　我不認同，不．
Helen: So what do you propose?　那你建議呢？
Simon: Well he's been suspended now, he can stay off while we have some kind of enquiry. I don't see him being away much longer than that. 他現在已被停職，當我們進行調查時，他可以先離開一陣子．但是我不認為他得就此離開．
Helen: So it would be the usual whitewash job?　所以這只是例行的表面工作？
Simon: Jim Fenner's one of our best officers.　吉姆費拿是我們的優秀員工．
Helen: Hold on a minute Simon. That man has just beaten up one of our inmates.　等等，賽門．這個人剛把一位犯人打傷．
Simon: That's her story.　那是她一面之詞．
Helen: And its one that I believe. I also believe that he was having an affair with her; I've suspected it for a long time. He was doing the same with Rachel Hicks, and there's probably others.　我相信她，而且我很早就懷疑他們倆人有性關係；我也懷疑他對瑞秋如法炮製，說不定還有其他受害者．　
Simon: This is all conjecture.　全是猜測之詞．

Helen: We've been here before which is why we need a full investigation. Why else are you suspending him if not for that?　以前我們就有過爭論，所以我們要有一個全盤調查．如果不是為了調查，我們幹嘛把他停職？
Simon: Well there are procedures.　這是個程序．
Helen: OH, so that you can be seen to be doing your job? So that it doesn't affect your promotion?　哦，這樣你就能看起來像善盡職責？這樣就不會影響到你的昇遷？
Simon: Now look here Helen, I've had enough of this.　聽著，海倫，我受夠了妳的胡說八道．
Helen: That's it Simon. Pull rank! Just sweep it under the carpet.沒錯，賽門你在濫用職權．只是把髒東西掃到地毯下．
Simon: Can I remind you that I am in charge in Larkhall whether you like it or not.　我要提醒妳，不論妳喜不喜歡，是我在掌管拉寇．
Helen: WELL I DON'T LIKE IT! I don't like it one bit.　老實說，我不喜歡！我一點都不喜歡．(忍耐是有限度的，此地不留娘，自有留娘處)

Helen神情平靜地來看Nikki．當時電視機前的觀眾還不知道Helen對Simon大吼之後，是如何全身而退？
Helen: Nikki, I want to apologise. You told me you were provoked by Fenner; I have reason to believe you now.　尼琪，我向妳道歉．妳說妳受到費拿挑釁；我應該相信妳的話．
Nikki: Oh well bloody marvellous. I'm shipped round the country in a cattle truck while you work out the obvious.　真是太好了．我被小卡車繞遍全國，只因為要等妳看清這顯而易見的事實．
Helen: I said I'm sorry　我說了我對不起嘛
Nikki: So what's brought this on then?　好吧，怎麼發現的？
Helen: Fenner's just been suspended. Over a suspected relationship with an inmate.　費拿被停職了．因為與犯人有性關係．
Nikki: Shell Dockley by any chance?　該不會是雪兒杜？

Helen: Listen Nikki, about what happened today. I let my emotions cloud my professional judgement. I thought I could fight them, I was stupid. 聽著，尼琪，今天發生的事情．我讓情感蒙蔽住專業判斷．我以為可以克服，我真笨．
Nikki: What are you saying?　妳說什麼？(老實說，我也一直不了解Helen的邏輯)
Helen: I won't be looking after your case anymore.　我不能再照顧妳了．
Nikki: What?　什麼？
Helen: I've resigned.　我辭職了．
Nikki: Helen, you can't do this to me this isn't fair. 海倫，妳不可以這樣對我，這不公平．
Helen: Listen, I've just suspended Jim Fenner when I'm guilty of the same offence. In thought if not in deed. 聽著，我判吉姆費拿停職，自己卻犯同樣錯誤．我們的動機相同，只差我沒有付諸行動．(熱心網友建議我調整In thought if not in deed的意思．論跡(deed)不論心(thought)，是法律上對道德的最低要求，我覺得Helen是要求較高的道德標準，連思想上的逾越都不許可，所以如何解除她自己在這場愛情的限制是很大的挑戰．)
Nikki: So what now?　現在怎麼辦？

Helen: Well I'm not your jailer anymore.....which means I can do this! 我不再是妳的典獄長....所以我可以這樣做．

在UK版DVD的未收錄畫面，有這一段採半身取景的中景鏡頭．如果要體會剪輯的魔力，這是很好的對照素材．正式版中，當Helen說出上述的道白，採用的是臉部大特寫，你可以看到她微微眨眼，長長的睫毛勾動，再加上嘴角淺淺上揚的笑容，這個吻的準備動作實在太完美了！

這個相吻的取景timing，我研究很久．最好的時刻通常是雙方剛接觸的時候，才不會鼻子臉頰擠成一團．有些小朋友曾討論為什麼接吻時眼睛要閉起來？第一個原因是：相距那麼近時，什麼也看不清楚，還不如不要看；第二個原因是：同時使用太多感官時容易分心，不能專注相吻時的美好．在Fingersmith原著裡，Sue與Maud第一次相吻是在黑暗中，沒有了視覺，觸覺才得以驚心動魄．

Helen: What 怎麼了
Nikki: Say you'll visit me. PLEASE. Say you'll visit me.　告訴我妳會來看我．求求妳．說妳會來看我．
Helen: Nikki, it's too difficult. 尼琪，這太難了．
Nikki: Helen, you can't leave me like this. This is Shit!　海倫，妳不能這樣走開．這太扯了！
Helen: Shit happens. 不如意之事，十之八九．　

然後，Helen就這樣離開了．Nikki再度留下淚來．因為獄中有太多的悲憤心酸，所以Nikki的淚珠多到可以串成另一篇專題文章．

最近修正：2007/03/10